It’s beaties, bitch. For those of us too hip for the new Schoolboy Q album, too into the internet for Real Estate and generally uninterested in anything the hooligans over at p4k are listening to, we got a crop of music that we can promise will never be played at a party. Just how we like it. This volume of beaties is brought to you in part by Yung Crock and his fish tank, bine with his chemical drugs, Wopak with a jam that could theoretically one day maaaybe be played in a club, Richie Quake with some casual vibes and BWWWOYS with that post-internet wave shit. Enjoy.
New year, same old grind, same old beaties. Well not really. These are some fresh beaties, straight up 2k14 future-wave type shit. To start the new year off right we got Simulator with a high fashion/cameras flashing joint, DJ BAD KIDS reminding us never to fear, ฬเןl continuing to be an early contender for Beatie Master of 2014, Taøers with one of the most internet sounding things you’ll hear all day and lee with some dilla day goodness. Eat em up after the jump.
We’re almost done with our first month of 2014 which means it’s time for us to finally get our shit together and release our only year end list, the annual Eat Your Beaties Awards. I hope everyone is wearing something fancy because this is probably the most important year end award list/article that you’ll read about 2013 ever. Expect your normal beaties volumes to resume regular programming… some time soon. Hit the jump for the awards.
It’s basically Thanksgiving which means it’s Christmas season ho-ho-hos, so let’s give these beaties as presents to the world wrapped up neatly in our special Eat Your Beaties packaging. Celebrate the holidaze with a jazzy tune from poptart pete, some emotional emotions from LIL SAD, alien vibes from Bluestaeb, experimental goodness from Hominidæ and Tsaik and Majira and his waterfalls of piano-based prettiness. Unwrap ‘em after the jump.
For the first time in a while we’ve experienced a beaties surplus and actually had to make some cuts to distill our list down to our favorite beaties of the past two weeks. Needless to say these beaties are tight these beaties are tiiiiiiight. On this volume we got dom$olo with those good time vibes, Organ Donor with some DJ Shadow reverence, Noah B showing his respects for Larry Bird, Lee taking us down to the warmer side of the hemisphere with some reggae, AceMo doing his thing and as an added treat we got DJ Smokey with our favorite Halloween Trick or Beatie.
We’re back on schedule, basically. Despite the fact that my concussion guarantees that I will fall into a deep, dizzying depression every time I spend more than a few minutes staring at a computer screen I cannot give up the noble beaties cause. I will put my body on the line for you all. My head’s a ticking time bomb let’s git it. On this volume of Eat Your Beaties, Nicky Troubles brings the Young Ho vibes, AceMo takes us to emotional catharsis, Woosley Cone gets on all floors, Ahnnu does Ahnnu better than anyone else can do Ahnnu and Ethernt get’s us tippin. Hit that jump, don’t be scared.
Like your social life (that you secretly wish wasn’t impeded by your refusal to listen to anything that has graced the top 100), Eat Your Beaties is back from the deepest depths of midterm week. To be honest we just didn’t wanna see this thing turn 30, hairlines may go up but everything is down from here isn’t it (damn)(sadboyz). Because EYB has been MIA like a paper plane (I’M FUCKING KILLING IT WITH THIS POST) for a while now, we’re gonna hit you up with a few more than usual. Because you’re worth it. In this volume we have Memory Cards bringing us back to the days of the ps2, triangle regime flipping some horns, Jung Jill chilling out like it’s the summer of 2009, Leah Axel partying it up like a sad hipster who doesn’t like dancing but is really good at it anyway, Color Plus bringing in some heat for the ladies, Plue Starfox doing something cool and Yung Gutted with a reminder that it’s halloween season, bitch.