Summertime is rolling in. The sun is heating up. I’m hiding in my room, searching for beaties. Because the sun is overrated, right? Who needs friends when we got Maj of Becousin’ on some dryer sheet shit, Noah B on the good vibes, DJ Smokey and Arizona Iced Out boy Yung Gud on some v emotional music, Sleepy Eyes on some beats that are making me go woaaaaaaah and Jay Curry repping deity gang off his awesome new tape. Hit that jump, don’t be afraid.
Me and Terry just spent 8 hours together driving across the country searching for some DOPE beaties. This is all we got. Hit that jump for a slow burner from abhi dijon, new madegg (which is always a good thing), Leah Axel on those emotional vibes (Axel might be going as babi wolf now which would be pretty cool too), some couch music from inf.Zero and some crazy, experimental, you’re-not-cool-enough-for-this-shit-wave from CT native Rudkus.
I guess EYB is 21 now so it can now legally get fucked up. EYB went out a bit too hard last night so it’s now facing the sunlight with bravery, a lot of hangover curatives and some dope tunes of course. Here to help us party and bullshit is rxn on some Dead Presidents ish, Jay Curry with some Big L, Shak. with those meditative guitar lines, Kid Visions with some YOUNG HO COLLECTIVE math and home-sick with an ode to ODB. Celebrate after the jump.
We took a break from beatie diving all day erryday this week to watch this on repeat. May 21st really can’t come any sooner but hopefully these DANK ASS BEATIES will help us get through the next month. These nutritious beaties are provided by vhlv on that wonky shit, NVTHLSS with a cooool remix, Poptart Pete straight shruggin, Voduz poppin caps and Sasquatch going all bleeeep blooop and what not. Get your biweekly recommending dose after the jump.
HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT!! IT’S TERENCES BIRTHDAY!! HE’S 16 YEARS OLLLLLD (THAT MEAN’S HE’S TOTALLY LEGAL LADIES) To soundtrack our beaties celebration (which is really just us eating klondike bars and talking about music and stuff like that) we have Uplift with a year old stunna, Yung AOL with a Dem Franchize Boyz flip, Kirvy with a Clipse flip, LDFD with some more of that “u crazy 4 dis” type beatie and a-robb with a genuinely cool track. Do Terence a favor and listen after the jump… also post on his wall if you’re facebook friends with him.
The ice has all melted. The geese are back to poop on the grass. Girls are still wearing yoga pants. It’s March and things are pretty darn good (not for Terence though he lives in Boston lololololol). Basically, there is no better time to be celebrating Eat Your Beaties’ sweet sixteen. We out chea celebrating with a flip of Animal Collective’s “College” which is one song in Holm’s very rad 365 beaties year long project, the first clear beatie of the year contender from Lord Raja and AceMo, weirdo grooves from Dirtybird Beats, some gorgeous guitar from Shak and the return of spliff master simpson. HAPPY SWEET SIXTEENTH!!
I really, really, really, honestly don’t really care a lot about this round of beaties. The only thing special about this round of beaties is that they are the last set that comes before my birthday and will kick off a whole new year of possibilities for me (maybe I’ll finally lose my virginity or even get my first kiss [I'm really not that hard girls {just no ugly girls plz ((email me if interested))}]!!). Start your February right with some Britney, bitch, feel good party music from beaties sensei Slam Skillet, astral meditations from Gamera, g funk experimentation from stillcold and a beat from lo-fi, cloud-rapper Khalil Nova. After the jump, bitch.
