Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 38

We know, it’s been a while.  Hopefully you were all enjoying the sun too much to be on your computers anyway. Lol jk, I hate the sun because it makes it so that I have to come up with excuses to spend all day inside on my computer instead of getting tan or whatever with the cool bros.  Anyway, it’s …

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Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 37

Happy spring guys.  It’s time to start refusing to wear shorts, rolling our pants above our ankles, riding our fixie bikes to work and wish we didn’t burn after spending 5 seconds in direct sunlight.  It’s ok though, if you’d rather just stay inside and hide from all the fun and sun we have some beaties for you to enjoy. …

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Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 36

It’s beaties, bitch.  For those of us too hip for the new Schoolboy Q album, too into the internet for Real Estate and generally uninterested in anything the hooligans over at p4k are listening to, we got a crop of music that we can promise will never be played at a party.  Just how we like it.  This volume of …

pkelly94Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 36

Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 35

New year, same old grind, same old beaties.  Well not really.  These are some fresh beaties, straight up 2k14 future-wave type shit.  To start the new year off right we got Simulator with a high fashion/cameras flashing joint, DJ BAD KIDS reminding us never to fear, ฬเןl continuing to be an early contender for Beatie Master of 2014, Taøers with one of …

pkelly94Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 35

Eat Your Beaties Awards: 2013

We’re almost done with our first month of 2014 which means it’s time for us to finally get our shit together and release our only year end list, the annual Eat Your Beaties Awards.  I hope everyone is wearing something fancy because this is probably the most important year end award list/article that you’ll read about 2013 ever.  Expect your …

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Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 33

It’s basically Thanksgiving which means it’s Christmas season ho-ho-hos, so let’s give these beaties as presents to the world wrapped up neatly in our special Eat Your Beaties packaging.  Celebrate the holidaze with a jazzy tune from poptart pete, some emotional emotions from LIL SAD, alien vibes from Bluestaeb, experimental goodness from Hominidæ and Tsaik and Majira and his waterfalls of …

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