Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 38

We know, it’s been a while.  Hopefully you were all enjoying the sun too much to be on your computers anyway. Lol jk, I hate the sun because it makes it so that I have to come up with excuses to spend all day inside on my computer instead of getting tan or whatever with the cool bros.  Anyway, it’s been a while so we’re just gonna give you a jumbo sized beaties volume to make it up to you all.  Yup.  This volume is 8 beaties deep.  #rare.  Enjoy the vibes from Lil Netzero, Drip-133, ghostwerk, sabata, F. King Taisho, cight, wu-lu and andrew michael.

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Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 37

Happy spring guys.  It’s time to start refusing to wear shorts, rolling our pants above our ankles, riding our fixie bikes to work and wish we didn’t burn after spending 5 seconds in direct sunlight.  It’s ok though, if you’d rather just stay inside and hide from all the fun and sun we have some beaties for you to enjoy.  This batch brings some rice on rims from ethernt, Signature Sweaters with the Pimp C sampling “$yrup (Caught Drippin)”, MilkBeats123 with a holy conflict, Flau with those emotions to soundtrack your walk through blossoming trees, and the loop master with a siren blast. Eat em.

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Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 36

It’s beaties, bitch.  For those of us too hip for the new Schoolboy Q album, too into the internet for Real Estate and generally uninterested in anything the hooligans over at p4k are listening to, we got a crop of music that we can promise will never be played at a party.  Just how we like it.  This volume of beaties is brought to you in part by Yung Crock and his fish tank, bine with his chemical drugs, Wopak with a jam that could theoretically one day maaaybe be played in a club, Richie Quake with some casual vibes and BWWWOYS with that post-internet wave shit.  Enjoy.

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Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 35

New year, same old grind, same old beaties.  Well not really.  These are some fresh beaties, straight up 2k14 future-wave type shit.  To start the new year off right we got Simulator with a high fashion/cameras flashing joint, DJ BAD KIDS reminding us never to fear, ฬเןl continuing to be an early contender for Beatie Master of 2014, Taøers with one of the most internet sounding things you’ll hear all day and lee with some dilla day goodness.  Eat em up after the jump.

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Eat Your Beaties Awards: 2013

beaties awards 2013 masterWe’re almost done with our first month of 2014 which means it’s time for us to finally get our shit together and release our only year end list, the annual Eat Your Beaties Awards.  I hope everyone is wearing something fancy because this is probably the most important year end award list/article that you’ll read about 2013 ever.  Expect your normal beaties volumes to resume regular programming… some time soon.  Hit the jump for the awards.

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Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 33

It’s basically Thanksgiving which means it’s Christmas season ho-ho-hos, so let’s give these beaties as presents to the world wrapped up neatly in our special Eat Your Beaties packaging.  Celebrate the holidaze with a jazzy tune from poptart pete, some emotional emotions from LIL SAD, alien vibes from Bluestaeb, experimental goodness from Hominidæ and Tsaik and Majira and his waterfalls of piano-based prettiness.  Unwrap ‘em after the jump.

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Eat Your Beaties: Vol. 32

For the first time in a while we’ve experienced a beaties surplus and actually had to make some cuts to distill our list down to our favorite beaties of the past two weeks.  Needless to say these beaties are tight these beaties are tiiiiiiight.  On this volume we got dom$olo with those good time vibes, Organ Donor with some DJ Shadow reverence, Noah B showing his respects for Larry Bird, Lee taking us down to the warmer side of the hemisphere with some reggae, AceMo doing his thing and as an added treat we got DJ Smokey with our favorite Halloween Trick or Beatie.

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