Avalon Emerson’s new jam ‘Church of SoMa’ is probably the least blogger friendly song I have ever attempted to write about. Bouncing around between influences from tribal music to micro-house, Avalon Emerson is making tunes that force us bloggers to do more than stick an easy two word, hyphenated genre tag on it. Avalon Emerson tries to help us out too… sort of. Labeling herself as “coke-house”, “tard-wave”, “post-trill troll-gaze” and “Ed Hardy micropenis-step”, she is basically taunting our eternal quest to label every buzz artist. Whatever she is doing is working and even has me pulling out a few of my zumba shoulder pops. Just enjoy the music, it’s good.